so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The uberlube is also flammable
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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