nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
We had sex on a dog bed..
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