I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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