But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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