wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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