Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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