If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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