you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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