another moral hangover. fuck.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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