Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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