the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I think I sprained my soul last night
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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