you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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