I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
