But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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