Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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