fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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