Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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