You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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