We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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