I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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