at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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