i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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