Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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