I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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