I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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