i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She needs sedatives and a leash
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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