i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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