I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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