It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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