atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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