just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
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