Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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