its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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