is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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