Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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