So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Do vagina's smell?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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