Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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