Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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