I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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