Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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