the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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