if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize
