Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Drunk is not a location!
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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