He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
that may or may not have been my penis.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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