She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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