K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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