i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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