we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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