I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
