you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Randomize
