what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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