The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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