Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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