Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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