I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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