Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Randomize
