What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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